Sunday, February 12, 2006

Bad Rap

Doug Finke, my favorite political curmudgeon, (and I mean that in a good way Doug) (but seriously, after nine years in the House, I've never seen the guy smile), had a column full of dryly hilarious observations today. But my favorite tidbit was the following:
Blagojevich did an AIDS awareness event in Chicago that featured rap artists Twista and the Speed Knot Mobsters. Naturally, this led people to apply various hip-hop names to our governor.

Our favorite: Notorious R.O.D.

So today's light-hearted question is this: What appropriate rap moniker would you give our Governor? And in the spirit of equal time, what names would you give to any of the other candidates for the office?

11 Comments:

At February 12, 2006 at 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rod - Hair Apparent

Judy - Big Red One

Ron - Gidwitty

Edwin - E-squared

 
At February 12, 2006 at 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puffery Daddy

 
At February 12, 2006 at 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oberweis - Ice Milk

 
At February 12, 2006 at 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

After watching his termite and taxes commercial, Bill Brady should be Terminator B.

 
At February 12, 2006 at 4:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Run JBT

 
At February 12, 2006 at 9:46 PM, Anonymous southernilrepub said...

The Artist Formally known as Governor.

Old Dirty Rod

 
At February 12, 2006 at 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rod - Public Enemy A

 
At February 12, 2006 at 11:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are funny!!

 
At February 13, 2006 at 9:02 AM, Blogger Gordy Hulten said...

This is too easy:

"Puffery" Daddy!

 
At February 14, 2006 at 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rod - Sleazy E

 
At February 14, 2006 at 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rod-5 cent (He is only worth a nickel)
Judy-The Joker (She looks like Batman's nemesis)

 

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