Bad Rap

Doug Finke, my favorite political curmudgeon, (and I mean that in a good way Doug) (but seriously, after nine years in the House, I've never seen the guy smile), had a column full of dryly hilarious observations today. But my favorite tidbit was the following:

Blagojevich did an AIDS awareness event in Chicago that featured rap artists Twista and the Speed Knot Mobsters. Naturally, this led people to apply various hip-hop names to our governor.

Our favorite: Notorious R.O.D.

So today's light-hearted question is this: What appropriate rap moniker would you give our Governor? And in the spirit of equal time, what names would you give to any of the other candidates for the office?