Okay, perhaps (or maybe not) the least substantive post I'll ever do, but just too good to pass up. As reported in today's Southern Illinoisan TODAY, not tomorrow, not yesterday, but TODAY is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
So I envision all kinds of conversations like, "Avast, methinks I spy Fitzgerald and his maties storming the offices. Man the shredders boys!"
For tips on how to talk like a pirate, dress like a pirate, have a party like a pirate, or donate to the victims of Hurricane Katrina not-so-much-like-a-pirate, visit the official website at www.talklikeapirate.com.